Where Are All the Freakin’ Spoons?


Eighteen months ago I bought bright, shiny new flatware. Two sets to be exact. In the last couple of months I’ve noticed it to be harder and harder to have to find the small spoons in the set. So much so, that I was scolding Violet for using her fingers to eat yogurt the other… 

Read More »

Breathe. Sip Wine. Repeat #MomFails


You know those days when you need more than a spicy chocolate bar to get you through the afternoon? Today is one of those days. Today is one of those days I’ve cleaned up the same mess eighty-five times, I’ve picked up the Lego, I’ve cleaned up the hot wheels tracks and I’ve vacuumed three… 

Read More »