There is never a dull moment around here. With a kid that’s constantly making me laugh with her take on things and one that has my ability to overshare it makes it even more amusing. Let’s face it, the most fun conversations between preschoolers and the cashier at Save on Foods are absolutely about her mother’s choice of birth control.
Some of the random tidbits that have been screamed/conversed and said around here lately:
“My mom has a pirate eye patch on her butt” to the cashier at Save on Foods… talking about the birth control patch that yeah, was on my butt.
“I get to do what I want because I am the scientist”
“Dad? If you are at the store and a brother is on clearance, can you get him?”
“I love you all the way to your-anus”
funniest planet ever.
“Jesus Violet, get down off of that chair!”
shaking her head, when did she turn into an 80 year old man?
“Can you give me six bucks? I want to get a Book”
When I say no, I only have my debit card
“Well, I only love you a little bit of the way to the moon”
“I almost peed on my pants”
“I had to go get the iPad before I went pee”
Her: let’s play alien babies
Me: How do we play?
Her: you should know!
was that some kind of four year old insult?
Answering my phone, someone asking where Jamie was
“Dad went to work so we can not be homeless”
“You’re ruining my life right now”
when we got a new sofa and she was no longer allowed to have snacks on the white leather
Me: Did you ask Georgia if she gave her Mom the halloween party invitation?
Me: Do you know if she gave it to her?
Me: How do you know?
Her: I know everything. I am a genius. I told you this already.
“Violet, Stop drinking my powerade! I am going to send you to boarding school!”
see jamie? You shouldn’t tell her this!